I told you this needed to happen.
So I’m doing it.
Guys I don’t know what’s happening to me
I feel all weird
and slightly destructive
B-boss? You okay there?
I’m okay! More than okay! I’M FABULOUS AHAHA! My eyes are greener than usual and this leather suit magically appeared with the urge to conquer the world, I FEEL GREAT WHY DO YOU ASK?!
That’s wonderful. Miss. Fury. Sir.
I’m uh. I’m just gonna take a quuuuuucik phone call over here while you contemplate your place in the universe over there shall I? Yeah I’ll just. Be a minute.
…Who gave you the order to do that, Uppers?
Oh thank goodness you showed up Agent Val I could have been skewered that would not have been fun in the slightest nope.
Cupcakes cure all.
…….Vinnis, you are not helping.
Moronic mortal entertainment… it bores me.
Thorby? You okay, there?
And not Fury, for I am Loki of Asgard. Pleased to see me, sister dearest?
Why don’t you step off of my buddy Thorby and pick on someone your own size?
I don’t care who you think I was talking to! I don’t care if you’re Miss Fury or Loki or some weird cray cray hybrid of the two. Step off before I make you!
“It’s alright McDeadpool, I appreciate your concern but it’s unnecessary. It is quite nice to see you brothe-“
“What? No, give back Miss Fury! Dude I’m sorry for not answering the door the other day but couldn’t you pick a better time than 2 in the morning to scratch on the do-“
“Ahehe, nevermind. Fine, I feel fine, just perfect.”
Could you not see that this is much more simpler to you mortal beings? Let your thoughts drift away from the great lie that is freedom. You always knew that it has not exist in any of your time. Could you not see it in my sister’s eyes? It is what every mortal craves for; a ruler. To end all wars, and all destruction upon each other. I can help you with that. No more fights, no more quarrels, no indifference, EVER. Midgard would be under one ruler and one ruler only, and everyone wins and lives happily without any trouble. Would not you want that?
Even your precious Hiddleston would.
I think I might need some back up…
JESUS CHRIST GET THE SUPER SOAKERS
FILL IT WITH PUDDING.
… THE NOT-CAKE KIND!
“But we like our world just the way it is. Thank you very much.”
“Wow this escalated quickly!”
“I’m so sorry you’ve gotta see your mum like this sweetie…and what your dad said earlier must have been hard for you to hear…Things get real crazy around here.”
“But hey, you must be used to it! I mean if you really are Miss Fury’s kid you must have grown up here in the treehouse base! We must have helped rasie you right?”
“Huh? Why not?”
“Because in the future…”
“…The tumblvengers are all dead.”
nooby-banana replied to your post:nooby-banana said: WAIT WHO WAS COMPROMISED NOW?!…On the contrary, I feel better than ever! Aha… hahaha… Oh hey my eyes turned green! And my cape’s green now too, how about that. But really, hehe, I’m fiiiine. >:)
EVERYONE’S TURNING ALL GREEN! It’s already happening! I better leave before I turn all green too-
OH NO IT’S ALREADY HAPPENING!
You obviously think you could defeat me with a mere toy, mortals?
Let me show you how true power works in this realm.
Listen, bro. I don’t kneel. I tripped up the stairs and bruised both my knees. Kneeling is no can do for me right now. Not that I’d kneel anyway, mind you—
We’re getting off topic.
Right, off topic. I digress. I don’t kneel. Not even for normal Miss Fury. And especially not for you, Loki McHorse-Shagger.
LOL We said Horse Shagger.
Hush, we’re actually contributing for once.
Whoopsies! I slipped!
now you know why i’m agent valkarie instead of hill. sorry i can’t draw this less shitty.
“Taste my blade, goat horns!”
“Well, that didn’t work very well.”
“No shit, Sherlock.”
“Oh no…NO! Why isn’t she healing?! Oh this is bad, so very bad.”
“You come equipped with weapons right? Stark would never build or whatever the heck brang you into existance must have built you with weaponry!”
“Good. Then let’s use you to our advantage. Time for a little interrogation.”
“Is now really the time? We should run. I told you. You are all DEAD in my timeline.”
“Well aren’t you optimistic? We’ll deal with that when we get to it, in the mean time-“
“Hey! Miss-Loki-Fury! Your daughter has some questions for you!”
Looks like I win this time, woman of tin.
Your friends and allies has fallen. You all have no choice but to surrender to me.
And once I take over this world…
Mortals shall bow down to the immortal Loki at will…
…WHOEVER IT MAY BE!
Let’s start the lesson with you, shall we Stark?
“Hell, no! Not even in your dreams, ya fre-!”
“Oh! Great job, robo-girl! You caught her off guard!”
“B-but I didn’t-“
“It wasn’t her.”
“It was us.”
“Remember us, Loki?”
LET ME GO GET MY SHIELD, GOSH DARN IT.
Aiyah - I know fighting Loki is important but the least you could do is take off your shoes before you fight.
You track in dirt all over the base!
I spend one week being busy and working and stuff happens my goodness
“You wretched heathens!”
“H-how on earth did you find—”
Did you honestly think that I sent out one single distress signal, Loki?
“WHO DARES TO SPEAK TO ME IN SUCH A MANNER IN MY OWN PRESENCE?!”
Turn around, oh God of Mischief.
Seriously I mean, I know you’ve got this deep-seated hatred of a lot of things, humans and your extensive list of familial relations to name just a couple, but do you honestly take us as such idiots?
When you were “furying” me to the wall earlier, I sent out a distress signal to ALL of the Tumblvengers, not just Agent Val. Anyone who had their communicator on ‘em (and apparently wasn’t Ms. Stark) woulda picked up the S.O.S. Seems this time around I owe Agent Hawkclause some extra cookies for a job well done.
And seeing as you’re the genuine-article-honest-to-Odin Loki and not some classy gal with a spear and a tutu, you’re technically out of our jurisdiction. And our copyright. So, ergo, I went and asked ‘Clause to bring a little extra insurance. Never hurts to fight the genuine article with another genuine article.
Long-winded-ness aside, it’s been lovely knowing you. Except, well, NOT.
“…you humans. You all think you’re sooo clever, don’t you?”
hhaah my horse isn’t big-mac but i couldn’t unsee this.
“This is pointless. I failed. I should have come back earlier in the timeline. My files indicate this wasn’t supposed to happen yet. This is all wrong.”
“…I didn’t even get to know either of them. This was a waste of time. Why did I even try?”
“LOOK. I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU. When you turned up out of the blue this afternoon and I asked you why you were here you told me it was to warn us. But you didn’t say anything about how or why. You just kept telling me we were all going to die. I’m calling bullshit. If you ARE VINNIS and Miss Fury’s kid then you must have all of S.Q.U.E.A.L.E.D’s files uploaded. I don’t care if we’re all going to die. I believe we all still have a chance to win this. I have HAD IT WITH YOUR DOOM AND GLOOM MISSY.”
“Black Bolt- you need to run, you need to all ru-“
“NO. YOU NEED TO ACTIVATE A SEARCH. We know who our enemy is. And a good hero team adopts the strengths of it’s enemy. ACTIVATE A SEARCH, ROBOT-GHOST-GIRL- QUERY “HANDLE IT LIKE HIDDLESTON”
“This is the single most inspiring file I have ever opened. I…maybe. Maybe we CAN do this!”
“Good. Now come with me to the computer mainframe whilst all this fighting is going on. You can interface with the security system and maybe we can pinpoint what exactly triggered the transformation in your Mum.”
Fury. My, my, all of you have missed my presence already?
“Trust me, if you didn’t cause havoc and kill people, I wouldn’t be interested in seeing you again. Didn’t you learned your lesson? Not to take other people’s planets, Loki?”
I knew enough about you and your pathetic excuse of a team. Rest assured I’m not going to repeat the same mistakes I made. Miss Fury on the other hand was kind enough to lend me her mind to share, and her heart for me to beat. Such a fool she was. Luckily for myself, human minds are easier to conquer… when they are blinded with such amount of anger and disappointment.
“Lies! Miss Fury would never do such a thing, ESPECIALLY when it comes to YOU!”
Oh, but she did. Willingly, even. Heheheh.
You want to know how she came to be this way? She was sobbing for that Hiddleston fellow! Her envious energy is what brought me here. Quite strong enough to attract my attention. She cried and no one was there, but me. I comforted her. Cherished her. Saying words that are meant to heal for there were none at the time. A few lines along and she willingly offered her own heart for me to bear… Sentiment is truly a weak spot for mortals, it seems.
And all she wanted was a shoulder to cry with. IS THIS HOW YOU CALL YOURSELVES AS HER FRIENDS? SUCH AN UNWORTHY OF A TITLE, ISN’T IT? NOW ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IN AN AGONIZING PAIN AND SUFFERING IN YOUR FRIEND’S BARE HAND-
I-I’m not going to let m-my friends die i-in my hands, Loki!
Foolish girl! You’ll DIE without me.
I’d rather die than seeing my friends being killed by you!
SO BE IT.
I’LL KILL THEM ALL MYSELF.
MEANWHILE IN THE MAINFRAME ROOM.
“…We…were so close. If we had only got up here a little quicker, maybe we could have stopped this…Robo-Girl?”
“Hnnngggurgh….I can’t- I can feel her pain. It’s like I’VE been stabbed. My EXISTANCE makes even less sense now…”
“Attention all Agents- if Miss Fury dies, our kill-count for the day will go up by two, not one. Please…let her know her daughter is dying too.”
I’ve had it up to here with your bullshit. I can live with you coming into our base and messing shit up.
I can live with you stabbing me and I can live with you trying to take over the world. That’s what you do. I’m chill with that. But what I can’t live with is the fact not ONLY did you attack my friends, but you hurt them. That shit doesn’t fly with me.
You took it just that extra step too far.
You destroyed my chest piece.
“Get to the point, you midgardian brat!”
And forcing Miss Fury to sacrifice herself was the absolute last straw. I broke a lot of fourth walls to get my hands on this puppy, Loki. Allow me to introduce you to my…
So here’s the deal. You are going to use your crazy powers to FIX what you’ve fucked up, and I won’t turn you to fucking stone. CAPICHE?
OH NO, MISS FURY!
(( Also I wonder who’s making a reply next. I’m so tempted to jump in sometime after what happened to Miss Fury! xD ))
Edit: OH SHIT JK. I JUST SAW THE LATEST THING KATS POSTED.
STILL WANT TO STICK IT TO LOKI.
T: “omg I get to fight the actual Avengers this is so exciting I just aaaaahhh I can’t take it this is so awesome and i’m just so excited and just-“
L: “Will you just GET OVER HERE and help me?!”
T: “Oh right sorry brother!”
T: “HAHAHA you guys are pretty awesome, but you also know what you are! MORTALS. You think you can take us? We are GODS! We are so far above you it’s not even fair to compare the two! Ants! You’re all ants! You can’t even-whoop, missed me HAHAHA! Here take this BZZZZZZZAAPPP oh sorry Lo- “
L: “STOP TALKING AND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU’RE DOING”
T: “Geez yeah ok, but one quick question.”
OMITTED THE RESULT ON PURPOSE. ps. i hope you know what butterfly kisses are.
“You just had to ask.”
I’m sorry, Vinnis. For ruining everything. Serves me right for letting some psycho get to me, right?
I know I deserved all this. I’m sorry that I’m such a bad leader. I’m sorry that you all have to be this way because of me. Oh God, the pain. I can’t-
“Forgive me for my late arrival, friends!”
“It seems that my Midgardian friend has lost in the jams of traffic.”
“You’re stronger than this. Please, don’t give up now. Your friends needs you.”
“I have faith in you.”
“Please don’t die because of me.”
((Ahck! Late to the party AND I can’t art. Awesome))
mygenius billionaire playboy philanthropist is showing.
WELL I WAS GONNA JOIN IN THE TUMBLVENGERS RP BUT I CHICKENED OUT SO THIS
Me: AH!! THE TUMBLVENGERS ARE FINALLY DISTRACTED! TIME TO BECOME BOSS!! HAHAHA! …. Oh, you guys are busy…. maybe later then ;(
Cobra:*smack* NO YOU FOOL! I SAID ON THURSDAY!!
Cobra: IDIOT. WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU WITH THAT!?
Me: OW MY EAR!
…. yeah so COBRAAAAAA
“Great idea Stark. Except-“
“-According to the mainframe, Half the med ward is in a complete shambles right now-“
“BECAUSE SOME THOUGHTLESS SUPERHEROES COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO USE THE BLOODY FRONT DOOR!”
“But if someone -preferably Mr Hiddleston so I could get an autograph- could just grab Miss Fury and head on over there, we might still be able to do something about her. I’ll head down and see if I can salvage some of the equipment.”
“Alright Black Bolt, we’ll meet you down there- How’s Robo-girl?”
“…I don’t know. She’s stopped moving. But she’s still online and hooked into the mainfame. I can’t do anything else for her- the computer will alert us if something happens to her. Black Bolt out.”
“I really am the worst babysitter. I’m sorry robo-girl. Guess I’m an awful interrogator too. I never did get you to reveal your name to me.”
“But if we can save your Mum, we can save you. Then I’m heading into battle. Afterall, the Real Black Widow is down there. And I couldn’t bare it if I let my namesake down and see what I failure I am.”
MEANWHILE AT MEG STARK TOWERS:
Vinnis…? Vinnis….?…………Uh Oh………..
Uhh, I don’t think Meg would like me taking one of her cars… I don’t know where the keys are anyways…
Okay, subway, definitely not my favorite kind of transportation…
Deeep breaths— just keep, breathing, calming thoughts, ahhh…
HOLY CRAP WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!?!?
((EDIT EDIT I FIXED MY SHITTY GIFS THEY SHOULD BE FINE NOW SORRY SORRY))
No I’m not joining in on the Tumblrvenger thing, I wouldn’t fit in the plot but…here’s a hypothetical scenario.
Meanwhile, on some remote coast, Invisa-pizza is being hit on (yet again) by ‘Fish-lips’ aka Namor, Prince of Atlantis, despite her restraining order…
” You’re too lovely for this sunlit world, my precious sea flower. Come with me…”
” And together we can rule Atlantis as King and q…”
Pizza- ” Yeah hold that thought will you….Hello? Ben? Look this is kind of a bad time, I’m….WHAT?!!”
” Tell them I’m on my way. But first…”
” Sorry gonna have take a rain check on that offer.”
” Right now I got a hell of a party to get to.”
Marvel history abridged: Namor was a prince from Atlantis who had a total stalker crush on The Invisible Woman, even after she married her high school sweetheart, he still kept after her. She’s also hit on by Doctor Doom.
((DON’T CARE. ADDING IT ANYWAY. >8DDD))
I forget how frightening Chitauri are suppose to be when they’re not getting thrown around.
How does RP even work?
Ha ha, I have no idea what I’m doing.
“Now, the mainframe said the medical ward is at 90% damage. So long as nothing jostles the equipment it should all be in perfect working order- and we can fix Miss Fury at last!”
“D’you get all that Agent Valkyrie?”
“Yes. You know, you ARE supposed to be an assassin right? Haven’t seen you do much fighting so far.”
“I- I’m getting to it! Theres been alot to do, what with looking after future robotic offspring and making sure that everything’s still working and-“
“Yeah yeah, Black Bolt I was only kidding. Well I’ve got Miss Fury. I’ll meet you at the Medical bay, Valkyrie out.”
-the room starts shaking-
“Oh bloody hell what now?!”
-An alert goes off-
“Serves me right for tempting fate with exposition I suppose…”
“I’ll avenge something when I wake up, the room looks far too melty for fighting anything right now…darn that loki…he finally turns everything to ice cream only…when…I-i-“
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE MAINFRAME ROOM…
Back in the action…
“CAN WE JUST, LIKE, NOT GET BLOWN TO BITS FOR FIVE SECONDS?”
And back in the not-so-action…
“Ergo, our ‘daughter’.”
I’m not sure what’s happening.
My pen just keeps moving. ;n; ))
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